Gossip Hour: Where the hell can I study in a quiet place?!

Note: This isn’t meant to be “serious” writing.

This past weekend my boyfriend and I were going to study together. I thought, “Cool. We’ll hang out and get work done.” I couldn’t have been more wrong. First, we went to Mozart’s Cafe to have desserts and coffee…and find a flipping table to plug in our laptops. The people at Mozart’s are mean and unwilling to give up any space whatsoever. Finally, when two people got up from a table I ran to it and threw my purse down. And that is when a band decided to start playing right in front of us. I tried not to let that get me down. I mean, it happens to everyone, right?!

Our next stop was the Starbucks in Sunset Valley. I’m a sucker for Fire Bowl Cafe, which is practically next door to this Starbucks. He dropped me off at the front of the place and I ran inside. The ENTIRE flipping coffee shop was packed! We waited for about twenty minutes to get a table. I tried to find one in the kids section, but some girl thought she was cooler than me and took the only big table. When we finally sat down I realized that GOSSIP HOUR was going on right behind us. Two annoying girls (I couldn’t tell how old they were) were talking about “Oh my gosh, the world’s going to end in 2012 anyways…let’s take one day at a time, duh.” And another one said, “I mean, he’s so worried about everything. I’m like, chill bro. This is why we broke up.” This went on for half an hour. My boyfriend was lucky – he brought BOSE headphones that block out excess sound! I hate him.

I’m taking the LSAT in December because I hope to go to Law School once I graduate. I hope those two girls thought that their GOSSIP HOUR was LIKE SO worth it.

HELP ME.

Keep the Gossip on this trashy show, thank you!